K9

I had an accident the other day. It wasn’t deliberate – I didn’t mean for it to happen, but it did. I guess I forgot the bell and, well, it happened. So that’s enough about that.

Today though, I learned that my little accident will likely come back to haunt me for a while.

I was watching TV this morning – something about a place called Boss-tun – when I saw a big, dark puppy on the screen. Now, those big doggies make me nervous because of the Golden Reverter thing so I was just in the process of trying to decide whether to get scared or excited, when Uncy Em said:

Watch it Rusty! Pee on the floor again and that doggy’s gonna come and arrest yer ass!

I slumped back into my seat and decided to be scared for a while before very judiciously asking to go outside for my morning constitutional.

When I came back in I sat with my new vari-coloured friend. He doesn’t have a name yet. What do you think i should call him?

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About James McDonall

I believe in laughing, especially at yourself, and as often possible. I believe in "live and let live". I believe that communication is the foundation of all our solutions. I believe that listening is more important than speaking, and that speaking should serve the cause of listening. If you like my writing, I'm available for hire. Please send me an Email to discuss your project. View all posts by James McDonall

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