I’ve figured out the peeps thing, and it’s actually quite simple: Sit on his face. When it’s time to go, just run up to him, climb up on the coffee table he calls his ‘paunch’, and sit on his face. If the need is really bad, pant a little too. This will work 100% of the time, guaranteed, and it’ll work even faster if I position my tuckus so as to block his view of the goggle box.
That’s what we need, isn’t it – guarantees? I for one don’t need them guessing about what seems so basic to me. If I have a need – like peeps – and my signals are being ignored, then I’m going to do what I have to to be noticed.
It’s so hard to train people nowadays. I don’t think they make ’em like they used to.